I want to feel it, the breathtaking certainty, that comes when you’re loved.– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
varldslighet: after fridays come the
mommamorton: Considering switching to cloth diapers. You mommas that use them wanna help me out? Best brands? Explain the different type of cloth diapers? Best detergent to use? How to avoid awful smells? How many do I need? All in ones are basically like disposables, you just put them on and go. Pockets are a diaper with a water-proof outside and thin soft material on the inside that makes a...
togamivevo: in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
in-the-closet-fangirl: *tour guide voice* Ladies and gentlemen, if you’ll look at your dash, you’ll be able to see, in real time, an entire fandom self destructing.
sardonicheight: [[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
cancune: if a guy stares at ur boobs just stare at his dick maybe squint a little bit
the-bards-apprentice: when I’m at a friend’s house and that friend has a cat
claydols: who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed
Your hands in your hair and your breathing is quickened, I am here with you.– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
doncasturbate: tommolou: doncasturbate: But srsly I would’ve asked that hat to put me in Slytherin so I could fuck Draco YOU GET SORTED WHEN YOU’RE ELEVEN! Dat wizard dick too bomb
lynzave: geezjenner: lynzave: I’m legitimately amazed at the fact that women can actually grow a person in their uterus without even trying and then the people CRAWL OUT OF THEIR VAGINA COVERED IN ECTOPLASM AND NO ONE EVEN TRIES TO KILL IT LIKE THAT’S A COMPLETELY NORMAL OCCURRENCE FOR US I don’t think the person writing this realizes that they crawled out of a uterus once I was a C...
ixnay-on-the-oddk: lunatrip: lunatrip: sicam: sicam: what do you call a woman with an opinion wrong What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes Single